Chuggie contest time.



So you want to win a 6 pack of chuggies, do you? DO YOU? Well of course you do, why wouldn’t you? They’re absurd and functional. So your challenge, you seekers of glory, is as follows:

In the comments section. You have 140 characters to tell us why you should win a 6 pack. We’ll pick a winner at 5pm tomorrow, February 9th. Your victory will resonate throughout all of the interwebs and your name will live on in the long history of Why Not Apparel Inc. After all, why not?

Go wild. 140 characters. Hop to it!

  • http://twitter.com/hardavebirk Hardave Birk

    Because I’m the first person to comment and own 2 thuggies already. I’m like the thuggie pioneer of Cowtown Calgary. A chuggies all I need

  • Kprestigiacomo

    I deserve to win a 6 pack of chuggies because my brother and I both love them. Why not love them? We are both low on cash right now and having these chuggies will show our mom how much of a mistake it was to not buy us some. Also both of our birthdays are coming up and what better way to enjoy a drink on your birthday than with it surrounded by chuggie all snuggie. And if we had 6 chuggies we could teach other people how to chuggie!!! Then everyone would become jealous of our chuggies and want to buy their own (higher sales). What is there to lose? Why not choose me?

  • Byron ashton

    I deserve a colorful 6 pack of chuggies because being a crew manager is sometimes difficult, the more I check up on the site and see these wonderful beer cozys it makes me envy those who get to slide on their chuggie to a nice cold frothy brew after a hard days work of shredding. It’s been a boys dream to a mans dream to keep my hands warm while enjoying a brew, spread the thuggiechuggie era and live life long. That’s why I think I deserve a chuggie. Thank you

  • Jen

    I should win a 6 pack of Chuggies! If I win I’ll throw a Chuggie party at my place to show them off and everyone else would want one

  • Zimme433

    Chuggies are for true thugs and you won’t find a bigger, badder thug than me! I turn 21 in a couple months and when I’m out with all my thug friends, were gonna party hard with a Chuggie in our hand!
    You see, I have a dream. I dream of a day where we can all enjoy a tall one with a Chuggie in our hand! And I truly believe that if my friends and I had a Chuggie in our hand, we could change the world. We could change the world into a Chuggie world, and we would have Why Not Apparel Inc. to thank for that! So please, grant me the opportunity to change the world, into a Chuggie world!

  • jwilsonwsu

    Because my last one must have been a good cat toy. Thanks Mittens

  • Kim

    reminder to all: we love sentences as much as the next guys (girl) but the trick to win here requires a MAXIMUM of 140 total characters.

    Example:
    This is exactly 140 characters. Thus if you want to win a 6 pack of Chuggies, you can’t use any more characters than this sentence contains.

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  • http://twitter.com/HoughtonHuffton Nicolas Houghton

    because I am Canadian, and proud to live in a country where we can all wear semi-ironic clothing and no pants.

  • James Oborne

    Yo, ask B-wop. I wear my Thuggie more than I change my underwear; its replaced my body hair. If I had 6 Chuggies I could have 5 more friends

  • Shona Murray

    If I have the honour then I can show the people of England how to be cool & keep cool Canadian style!

  • http://twitter.com/tayloraldredge Taylor Aldredge

    While fighting the forces of evil I can now keep my beer snug and absurd-looking, much like Asian food wrapped in a tortilla: an Asia-rrito.

  • Iris

    Because I have a 6 bottles of Granville Island Cypress Honey Lager in my fridge that are naked.

  • Danny Boy

    I suffer from warmbeeritis. Warning: Chuggies may lead to cold beverages and a great time, every time.

  • http://www.bombclothes.com Devon Mehle

    I fought and defeated a bear once. It had 8 legs, and looked like an octopus but I swear it was a bear… and now I’m thirsty.

  • Kim A

    I deserve to win a 6 pack of chuggies because I have 6 beer in my fridge that agree that pants are overrated.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dakota.crow Dakota Edt Crow

    I love thuggies. I’ve told my friends and some of them are considering buying thuggies. Out drinks get warm too fast.

  • http://twitter.com/michaelfreeze Michael Freeze

    Why should I win a 6 pack of Chuggies? The Thuggie is the most comfortable thing you’ll ever wear. If that is a fact then why should my glasses not recieve this same level of comfort.

  • Yo_33_

    its my fuckin birthday brian ya idiot.

  • http://twitter.com/pagingpeanut soph

    Now that my second shipment of Granville Island Brew has arrived, I will need some Chuggies to properly suit up these GIB’s, so I can showcase Vancouver’s two most pride and joys while in Toronto - stylish beer in stylish gear!

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  • Starving Bill

    As a starving university student, I am constantly forced to prioritize payments of things, food beer and electric. Well… Apparently my payment for electricity was a tad late. This caused my fridge to cease it’s cooling. With a brand new six pack of Hoegaarden (it is no wonder I have no money) in my, now broken fridge I was forced to consume all the beer at once. Now I am broke and have no beer a six-pack of chuggies would have surely saved they day! Perhaps next time I will be prepared…
    Luckily this is a theoretical problem. All my beer is nicely refrigerated until my hands touch it, that is the real reason I need some chuggies.

  • Tyler H.

    If I had a chuggie 6-pack my beer would get laid as much as I do in my Thuggie

  • Dakota Koop

    Dr. Carter suggested that the only cure to my ‘lack-of-swagga’ was a six-packa-chuggies with’a six-cups-a-Jager. Save me.

  • Kim

    it is KIM writing these posts! Don’t curse at me, young man. It hurts my soft, cotton swathed heart.

  • Amiel Carriier

    I deserve a 6 pack of chuggies because when im chillen with my boys after a long day of snowboarding in our thuggies we need to have our beers looking mighty fine also! and how am i supposed to go party in my thuggie when my beer is sitting there naked, with no swag? i need these chuggies so that my beer looks as thug as i do when we party hard together!

  • Stina

    I need to keep my brews cold while I chase unicorns. Help a sister out!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ricksaake Rick Saake

    A Chuggie Hiku

    Bright Colored Chuggie
    Looking to cover a tall can
    Oh, so stylin’

  • Rollergirlru12

    I don’t just want the six pack I need the six pack and this is why, I live in a place where all the ladies get together once a week for drinks; we sit out on the patio all year, yes all year because we can rarely get away from the kids. A couple of us have arthritis and our hands are cold all the time; not fun with my gimpy hands. So I would love to share them with the “Laydees In the Hood”, because that’s what friends are for….true story

  • Darrell K

    Chuggie my Thuggie
    A haiku for a Chuggie
    Flows with my Thuggie

  • Bmord

    Chuggies are an addiction - a substance so good, it’s bad. Thugs who have committed to the religion of ironic clothing may force themselves to wear the standard garb, but all cave to the call of those beautiful, visually stunning combinations of colours, fabrics and deep canadian roots embedded in a Chuggie. Thug’s that are chugged up are a powerful thing, so powerful that no other beverage other than that of canadian brew can be inserted in them.

    The taste canadian lager and the smell of freshly delivered Chuggie-fabric meanders through the Canadian homesteads of cold winters and proud athletes; as it does at most gatherings of the ironic garb. But this is different. In Vancouver, British Columbia, surrounded by the standard length garb wearers of the Coastal Range, I am standing amongst hordes of the norm. Corralled toward the various peaks of the city, I’m immersed in my Thuggie, but with no Chuggie in hand! There is no thirst quenching advantage - just my incredibly unique Lumberjack-Thug appearance. Who is a lumberjack without a beer and what is a Thuggie without a Chuggie? So I ask, Why Not? Why Not help a fellow thug out?

  • Alpentalic

    You might lose yourself in a Thuggie, but you know you’ll lose yourself with a Chuggie.

  • Nico Westphalen

    well as i was saying when i saw that dolphin shoot through my wall all i had to do was kill it with a unicorn’s horn so i wrapped it in a chuggie and threw it at it and it died but the chuggie dissapeared….. so i need some new ones.

  • Mike Hughes

    I want the 6 chuggies because i don’t want to pay for them

  • Beans

    The Thuggie is like a portable Dutch Oven you can walk around in all day, where to a bar and snuggle up with at night.

  • Danny Boy

    Whew! James and Devon, you’ve definitely got me beat. Now it all comes down to when the winner is chosen. Either of you can win!

  • Kim

    that was beautiful. Vastly over the 140 character but sheer poetry. Something tells me you are going to be fun in our contests.

  • XXLOSANGELES323XX

    WHAT THE FUGGIE~~~!!!!!!!

    THESE THUGGIE SHITS ARE FUUUGGGGGLLLYYYYY !!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!!! GROWN ASS PEOPLE WEARING SWEATSHIRTS THAT LOOK LIKE DRESSES!!! I DONT UNDERSTAND?????? HOW DO YOU RUN FROM THE COPS??????? IF UR A THUGGIE????? CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! FUCKING LAMMMMMMMEEEEE ASSSSS PPPEEEOPPPPLLLEEE………………

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